When you speed up time with decorations, it also increases the rate of outsourced deliveries and tree wishes. He may thunder, but if he blunders, he may wonder where the toys went It may be tough to swallow, but our threats are far from hollow We know that we've got leverage, so we'll hand the fat man a beverageĪnd sit back while we attack the utter lack of our enjoyment We're used to repetition, so we drew up a petition Trends come and go, and your friends wanna know why you aren't just happy making crappy little gizmosĮvery kid knows they'll just throw this stuff away You try to start a movement, and you think you see improvementīut when thrown into the moment, we just don't seem so courageousĪnd the shelf is just filled with disappointing memories Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elfĪ full indentured servitude can reflect on one's attitudeīut that silly red hat just makes the fat man look outrageousĪbsurd though it may seem, you know, I've heard there's even been illegal dopingĪnd though we're coping, I just hope it's not contagious Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for We're only through when we outdo the competition

Toiling through the ages, making toys on garnished wages Never in existence has there been such a resistance I'm a man of reason, and they say ''Tis the season to be jolly'īut it's folly when you volley for position Posted by pianissimo at 7:50 AM on December 12, 2013 It's also missing another one, which I can't be bothered to identify, so here's my list:

Merry clickmas decorations